In support of National Safety Month, DriveCam has released it’s list of the top causes of fatal crashes. DriveCam sells small video systems that mount on the back of the rear view mirror and record erratic driving situations to be analyzed by fleet bosses, or even Mom & Dad. Big Brother is watching your driving habits! We can’t call it a top ten list, because they only listed the top seven, so here they are.

The Top Ten Seven “risky driving behaviours”.

• Tailgating
• Poor awareness approaching intersections
• Distracted driving
• Not looking far enough ahead
• Speeding / driving too fast for conditions
• Driver Fatigue
• Risky lane change/passing

Notice that they didn’t specify what constitutes distracted driving. Would masterbation be as distracting as talking on the phone while juggling a latte?