When oh when are these hillbillies going to stop giving the rest of the world such great opportunities to make fun of The South?

Randy Lewis, that’s him in the cool tee shirt above, and Paula Elaine Evans set to havin a few brewskis the other day while hanging out with the yung uns. Oh yeah, they had a bit o liquor too. And some pills. When the mental giants were too wasted to drive home, little Billy came to the rescue and offered to drive them home. Problem is, little Billy is 10 years old and apparently hasn’t figured out the difference between LA Rush and real roads yet.

When you do 90 in LA Rush, its fun to go 90 and crash into stuff. Not so much in the real world.

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All that little Kalli Sipe wanted was to enjoy her 5th birthday. The party went sideways though, when her parents started loading scrap lumber into the family van. While Ma & Pa were humping wood, the family pooch made his way to the driver’s seat, stepped on the gas and rolled the poor kid. Internal and external road rash ensued. All seems to be well though, as Kalli lived and the dog has been forgiven.

So many questions here:
Why was the van left running with the driver’s door open?
How poorly maintained was the van that the dog was able to bypass the park lock?
Was the dog really smart enough to depress the brake and pull the shift lever?
Why does a family with small kids have a pit bull type mutt?
Since when do we allow untrained puppies to roam free without a leash?
Are Ma & Pa really brother & sister?

You know how the old saying goes: You need a license to drive, but you don’t need a license to procreate!

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