When they first move into the world of government, most politicians have an idealistic view of the brave new world they will help create. One such nut is Maryland delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. who wants to singlehandedly massage remove the nuts from pickup trucks all over his fine state.

You know the ones, those saggy bagged gonads that swing from redneck’s pickups and come in every colour of the rainbow. Hey, maybe that’s a new market…Rainbow Nuts! Maybe we should set up a booth at next year’s pride parade!
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