Catholics Beware! Thou Shall Not Commit Road Rage

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Not only doe the Vatican want you to refrain from using a johnny cap, but now they seem to have plans for saving the world from road rage! That’s right folks, it seems that the Vatican has released the Ten Commandments for drivers.

I wonder who the modern day Moses was who delivered these gems of wisdom to his holiness and his holy handlers. Perhaps a yard worker at Vatican City’s local scrap yard found them inscribed on the hood of one of the growing number of wrecked Enzo’s.

Prepare to be enlightened after the break
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Bloody Catholics Throwing Stones Again

Yesterday’s tripe from the Vatican:

“The Paris-Dakar, a race which many classify as a sporting event, in reality has very little to do with healthy competition,”

“The trail of blood which grows longer from year to year on the route of the race instead underscores the undeniable component of violence that lies behind every attempt to export Western models to human environments and ecosystems that have little to do with the West,”

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These statements were in response to the death of bike racer Elmer Symons during the Dakar rally. An annual event that tests the strength, courage, endurance and even the mortality of every entrant. Every competitor is well aware of the merciless history Dakar has and they choose to embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

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