Paris Hilton was arrested on Thursday morning for piloting her Mercedes SLR while under the influence. She claims to have had “only one” margarita, but that she hadn’t eaten all day and hadn’t rested all day! That’s a new one, I haven’t rested, so I blew over! Nice.

Once again, the lovely heiress sets a killer example for her young fans. At least her mouth was empty, just like her head.

Source TMZ

Auto photog Chris Doane was just out doing his job, taking pics of new models. His target? 2008 Ford F-250 Superduty Powerstroke. Not exactly a well hidden secret, as these pics of these trucks have been all over the net. It’s not like he was in the bushes waiting for Paris Hilton to show this.

So what happened? The psycho snapped and chased Chris all over town, while trying to run him off the road and at one point blocking an intersection in an attempt to stop him. Read Chris’s full account over at Autospies and be sure to follow the link for the full story. I’m sure that this putz is in some deep doo doo today.