The sports news world is going crazy trying to figure out what the Ferrari/Schumacher press meeting will bring this Sunday following the F1 race at Monza. Most people are assuming that Schumacher will announce his retirement from Formula 1.

Let’s put a different spin on things here. Maybe Mikey’s retirement isn’t the big news. Maybe he’s decided to join Montoya and Villeneuve in NASCAR. Maybe he’s decided to buy NASCAR!

We’ll just have to wait and see.