Over the years, I’ve heard of some pretty odd freak outs at dealerships but this one takes the cake.
On Monday evening, just before midnight, the night cleaners at Roseland Volkswagen in Burlington go a big surprise when a man driving a 2007 Mazda pick up truck slammed into 3 new cars parked outside the front door. Then, the driver backed up and came in again, this time he clobbered the cars on the opposite side of the door. Once again, he backed up and took a run at the front door of the dealership.
What happened next gets even weirder:
The 37 year old man, failing to bust through the front door, got out of his truck and took a leak on the surrounding automotive carnage. He went back to his truck, removed a bottle of champagne and climbed up on the roof of the Mazda. He took a drink of the bubbly, dropped his pants and proceeded to give his soldier boy a crank!
Somewhere along the way, a tow truck driver approach and the tosser began tossing objects at him.
Unbelievably, when tested he had a zero blood alcohol level. Suspecting what any sane police would, the nut job was taken to a local metal facility for assessment where it was determined that all of the guy’s marbles were still in attendance! He was cooperative with police, yet he offered no explanation as to why he chose to destroy a dealership which he had never even had dealings with. He has been charged with mischief over $5000 and released on bail.
I think police should be looking for a second opinion from another shrink, as this dude is obviously cracked!