When they first move into the world of government, most politicians have an idealistic view of the brave new world they will help create. One such nut is Maryland delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. who wants to singlehandedly
massage remove the nuts from pickup trucks all over his fine state.
You know the ones, those saggy bagged gonads that swing from redneck’s pickups and come in every colour of the rainbow. Hey, maybe that’s a new market…Rainbow Nuts! Maybe we should set up a booth at next year’s pride parade!
Even though these danglers are in kitschy good fun, good ole LeRoy E. Jr. feels that these bollocks are an offence to society.
“People are making a joke out of it,” Myers said yesterday. “But I think it’s a pretty serious problem. You have body parts hanging from the hitches of cars. We’ve crossed a line.”
Myers Jr. even goes so far as calling the swingin’ stones Vulgar and Immoral.
The Washington Post quotes David Ham from Your Nutz as saying:
He said those who support a ban would do well to recall that 50 years ago, many people in the nation lived on farms. “Did all the little donkeys and sheep walk around with their panties on so children wouldn’t see their bodies?”
Here’s an idea: Given that LeRoy E. Myers Jr. is bent on wasting his taxpayers money on nards, why not strip him and parade him through the middle of some rural town and pelt him with Prairie Oysters. If we’re lucky, maybe someone will bag him!
The saggy bag pic above is from BumperNuts