Just imagine, you’re living the Top Gun dream, soaring through the skies, flipping the bird to invisible enemies around the world. You follow the control tower’s instructions and plunk your 134 million fighter jet down right on the button. “ah tower, this is Viper. We seem to have a problem here, I’m stuck in here. The damn thing won’t open up.”

“Don’t worry son…we’ll get you out”

I can just see it now. Jeb & the boys circling around, kicking at the dirt while they try to figure out how to spring the poor guy from his high tech captor, when someone comes up with a grand idea. The run over to the maintenance shed & bring out that new chainsaw the boys in landscaping just picked up. A few minutes later and flyboy is free as a bird.

Cost of damage: $180,000

Look on their CO’s face: Priceless!