Catholics Beware! Thou Shall Not Commit Road Rage

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Not only doe the Vatican want you to refrain from using a johnny cap, but now they seem to have plans for saving the world from road rage! That’s right folks, it seems that the Vatican has released the Ten Commandments for drivers.

I wonder who the modern day Moses was who delivered these gems of wisdom to his holiness and his holy handlers. Perhaps a yard worker at Vatican City’s local scrap yard found them inscribed on the hood of one of the growing number of wrecked Enzo’s.

Prepare to be enlightened after the break

The Christian virtue of drivers and their “Ten Commandments”

I. You shall not kill.

II. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

III. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

IV. Be charitable and help your neighbour in need, especially victims of accidents.

V. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

VI. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

VII. Support the families of accident victims.

VIII. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

IX. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

X. Feel responsible towards others.

Source Associated Press and Worth1000.com

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